FRIEND: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIEND: Will kidnap the band with me

( Chapter Twenty-Six )

FRIEND: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIEND: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

( Chapter Twenty-Five )

FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIEND: Won't let me go away

( Chapter Twenty-Four )

FRIEND: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIEND: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

( Chapter Twenty-Three )

FRIEND: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIEND: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

( Chapter Twenty-Two )

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! Don't waste good alcohol!

( Chapter Twenty-One )

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

( Chapter Twenty )

WARNING: This chapter contains dark content.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

( Chapter Nineteen )

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

( Chapter Eighteen )

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

( Chapter Seventeen )